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Here's a little one shot of Natasha, Sam, and Steve featuring reader! It's all platonic. Warnings: cursing, maybe bad jokes? Word count: 1.2K

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Making fun of the Avengers was completely unheard of nowadays. It was either people totally supported them or were extremely against them. There was no in between and people didn't take the Avengers as a joke, except for you!

Trying to pursue a career in comedy was so difficult for anyone. With you, this wasn't any different. You always tried the same old jokes about family and friends and dating. You were sort of sick of repeating the same jokes over and over again.

You needed some new content, seriously. Watching the news one day, you saw Black Widow and Captain America giving a press conference. And it just popped in your head! Wow, this was brilliant! You started jotting down some jokes about the Avengers, hoping you weren't crossing any lines.

The thing about comedy though is, it's a hit or miss. You never know how the crowd is going to take it and that can be very good or very bad for you. And today you were going to see if your new comedy sketch was going to be good.

Stepping on stage, you greet the audience, and well there's not that many people here. It's in a bar, and there's probably going to be like 10 people max listening to you. At the time you didn't realize the whole world was going to be listening to you.

"Hey guys, uh to start this off, I've got some inside information about the Avengers!" You started enthusiastically. At that moment, everyone, absolutely everyone turned and stared at you. What the fuck, you were not expecting that. Even the workers stopped their tasks and stared at you, in wonder.

"Have you guys ever wondered what Captain America's favorite cereal is?" You called out nervously, slowly walking in a circle on the small stage. People started filming you too, what the hell! You heard quiet "yeahs" and "sures" from the small crowd. "Well, it's Cap'n Crunch obviously! Steve Rogers eats this before his daily workout!" You answered them, sort of worried this was just a bad thing to bring out.

Everybody started hollering, "What?!" "Really?" "How did you find out?".

Ohhhh fuck, you fucked up, this was a reaction you really didn't expect. Now you feel like you're in a press conference and the media is questioning you. But you played along, sort of changing your tone into a more serious version. This was actually sort of fun, now that you think of it. Maybe it won't be a shit show!

"Black Widow's favorite spider isn't even a black widow! It's actually a tarantula! She's got one too, and takes it out on missions to scare suspects." You say, putting a hand on your hip, trying to sound irritated. And that worked! Everyone was eating it all up, taking up word for word and asking questions.

Telling a few more jokes or "facts", you end the session, walking out feeling rather weird and accomplished. That was pretty fucking awesome and funny, but you hope people realized it was actually a joke.

The next day, your phone was blown up, many many people were trying to contact you, reaching out, asking where and how did you get all this information about the Avengers. Ehh, it seems like people didn't realize it was comedy, and you were really shocked. Turning on the news in the morning like you always do, there is your name up on the screen, and people are talking about you!

What? Just what? How? You know you screwed up now fuck.

Going to work at the clinic, you see it's closed down, and there's an actual protest outside, screaming your name. You stay in your car, freaked out, like huh, what the hell is happening??

You really regret making jokes about the Avengers, shit.

Once you got back to your apartment building, you see a black car lined up right in front of your place! Parking your car, and getting out, you see Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, and Sam Wilson getting out at the same time as you.

"I fucked up, huh?" You asked, leaning against your car, arms crossed.

"Yeah, you fucked up." Sam replied, walking towards you. He motioned you to get into their car, while Steve stared at Sam, annoyed, "Language."

You laughed awkwardly, getting into their car, mimicking Steve "Language", in a deep voice. Both Sam and Natasha chuckled quietly, sitting with you while Steve started the car and ignored you.

You've been awkward your whole life, and always dealt with stress, trauma, anything with emotions, with humor. So it was normal for you to act this way, to try to deflect or avoid the situation.

You were really scared right now, terrified! You were shaking, putting on your seatbelt but you still stuck to humor right now. Seeing how Steve never responded, you opted with "Someone didn't eat their Cap'n Crunch today!" Fuck you regretted that. You're really regretting a lot of your decisions in the past few days but it just seems to be getting worse.

"My favorite cereal isn't Cap'n Crunch, okay?! It's Cheerios!" Steve finally replied, speeding due to your teasing.

The past few hours for the Avengers has been hell. All because of your comments, the Avengers lost over $900 million from supporters, the right to be in certain countries, and all missions were suspended till this problem has been fixed.

You didn't know any of this. You were now just focusing on the fact Captain America actually prefers Cheerios over Cap'n Crunch, wow. "Ohhh, I get it, the lil Cheerios are shaped like your shield, is that why?" You lean over, showing interest.

Natasha's stare at you showed all the emotions you never expected to see from her. Amusement, disappointment, confusion, but yeah, mostly amusement. That's pretty damn cool, at least one person understands your jokes.

Sam was shaking his head at you, and now laughing too. He called out to Steve, "Hey, pull over, she's just kidding with all of this! Let's just take her back home." He was now realizing that all the shit you put them through was just because of your humor!

You looked at all of them confused as hell and scared, "You guys know I'm trying to be a comedian, right? It was my sketch!" You really hoped they knew that and just let you go because fuck you didn't want to be arrested and thrown in jail because of your jokes!

Your jokes weren't even bad! They were actually so good that people thought they were real. Now your understanding why no one ever jokes about the Avengers, it's because this shit would happen!

The three avengers stared at each other when Steve pulled over. "Oh, uh let's take you back. But you're probably going to have to release a statement claiming your comments were comedy." Steve looked at you, annoyed.

"By the way, I don't actually like spiders, they creep me out." Natasha nudged at you. "Woahhhh, fuck really?" You immediately respond to her, ignoring Steve completely, with Sam still laughing at your antics.

"Hey guys?" You called out after a beat of silence. All three of them nod at you, waiting for you to say something.

"Can we be friends? I mean, I won't make any more sketches on you guys in return?" You ask, now feeling relieved but embarrassed. Who wouldn't be embarrassed? You just created such a huge mess because you're sort of a dumbass but a clever dumbass.

"You're not in any place to negotiate, but yes we can be friends." Sam replied, chuckling at you, with Natasha nodding, and Steve rolling his eyes.

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